Life of a Retard

GOOD BURGER:D

2009-11-26T23:52:00.000-08:00

how to say

-welcome to good burger,home of the good burger,can i take your order?-

-ITALIAN-

-Benvenuti a burger buoni, sede della hamburger buono, posso prendere il vostro ordine?-

-FRENCH-

-soyez bienvenus au bon hamburger, à la maison du bon hamburger, puis-je prendre votre ordre ?-

-SPANISH-

-¿bienvenidos a la hamburguesa buena, a casa de la hamburguesa buena, puedo tomar su orden?-

-GERMAN-

-begrüßen Sie guten Burger nach Hause des guten Burgers, kann ich Ihre Ordnung nehmen?-

-PORTUGESE-

bem-vindos ao bom hambúrguer, em casa do bom hambúrguer, posso tomar a sua ordem?-

-RUSSIAN-

-добро пожаловать в хорошую булочку с начинкой, домой хорошей булочки с начинкой, я могу взять ваш заказ?-

P.S-I HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO SAY THIS..HAHAHA

NO MORE EMO CRAP FROM ME!!!!

2009-11-21T07:10:00.000-08:00

soooo....
i've decided to not turn into an emo chick(which i have been doin lately)
i'm going to make some changes around here..hahaha...i'm gonna write out how everyday life for certaintypes of people

first up-girl who came from the other side of the other block of the hood...

READY????

yeah..you wanna piece of me??i'm gonna give you a piece of me!!
which part do you want??!!..my arms??my legs??my eyes??

yeah..u ain't got nothin on me!!
what??you think u're so fine with ur shimmery lip gloss and that gucci??
eemm girl u got some serious attitude there...u need some education on ur attitude..

ain't nobody dare to mess with us..us people from the hood...
unless you can come up with a reason why we should'nt whip ur flat ass..u better start praying girl..

eemmmhhhpppmmm....

second up-4 blondies

GINA=OMG!!
that GUCCI of yours is so fake..like did u bought it in a flea market??
that is so wrong girl..you shouldn't even be talking to us if you're carrying that bag!!now go away before i have to use my pink blackberry to call someone to get you!!

OK GIRLS!!now lets talk about buisness..
starting with you jenny..

JENNY=OK!!
my nails are killing me..i haven't had a manicure since...EVER!!
LIKE LOOK A IT...

TINA=i get you honey..mine too..
since we've been organizing this party we havent had a chance to pamper ourselves yet..LIKE THAT IS SO BEAUTY SUICIDE..

KEAH-speaking of the party..guess who's coming with me to the party???!!

the rest of the girls=WHO KEAH????

KEAH=BRATT WARREN..LIKE TOTALLY OMG!!!

and..you now how the 'convo' goes...hahaha

thats it for now kids...there's more to come..haha
p.s-this was not done to intentionally hurt anyone..i did it because..well..its funny..hahahaha
retardness mode;)

the thought was crushed into pieces...

2009-11-15T09:58:00.000-08:00

just when i thought i wanna redeem myself during the president cup..
my brother's graduation is one day before it...in KELANTAN!

sometimes when things like this happens..
i thought of it as sign..
a sign that maybe i really am not meant to join taekwondo..
and that i should throw away this passion of mine...

no one agrees with me joining it..especially my family..
instead of supporting me..they go on laughing
underestimating me..saying i'm no good and i suck..
they barely go and watch me..they barely even watch this..
but yet they think that they know everything about it to make them say
I'M NO GOOD..

even sending me to training is such a burden to them..
anything that has to do with this is a burden to them..
i always have to fight just to go there..

why??
i mean..
WHY???

when she plays football..u guys go on and cheering for her...
and not laugh at her..
every injury she gets..u guys would treat her like a baby..taking her to a doctor or helping her with it
but when i got an injury..u guys don't care that much..u want me to die in front of u in order for you to care?

who doesn't cry when they lost..
and when i cried u guys were laughing at me..
but when she cried u guys were giving all these words of wisdom..
its really unfair..

WHY??
because i'm not good enough?
because i don't play international level like she does??
why??
i just want to know..
but how can i know when everytime i ask it..u guys start saying this and that...

i guess maybe its an answer i'll never know..
and maybe i should quit for good..

FINALLY!!

2009-11-05T03:02:00.000-08:00

after days,hours,minutes and seconds of consideration..

i've finally made my decision..

I'M ENTERING THE TOURNAMENT!!

FIRST!!

need to get in shape..

must do fitness training by myself(considering that i only go training once a week)

no more being lazy!!

must start running to increase ze stamina..

also..need to build strong core muscles....

and try to improve my skills and speed!!

SECOND!!

no more junk food!!(maybe once a while)

need to loose some weight

don't want to stay in the same category..hahaha

maybe as the weight decreases..my chances of getting a gold increases..muahahaha

THIRD!!

must think positive all the time!!

aim for the goods!!

haha..

need to REDEEM MYSELF..MUST REDEEM MYSELF!!

my lost in the last tournament was unexceptable..especially when coach was the referee for my match..i repeat my match!!losing when she's the referee is just like having a knife stabbing your heart over and over again..

i won't dissapointyou this time coach!!and i won't dissapoint myself!!

that's my promise..

FOURTH!!

must prove to everyone that i can do it!!and that i'm not a sissy!!

especially to my family,who looks down on me..

u guys just wait!!

i'm so motivated now!!

and i'll prove to you guys!!

FIFTH!!

must get enough rest..

don't want to be tired on the big day!!

AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST!!

never forget to study for spm next year also...

MUST GET GOOD RESULTS!!!

it might be long time again..

but it doesn't hurt if i start right now!!

CHIA YOU!!!!!

FINAL MERENTAS DESA!!!

2009-11-03T22:33:00.000-08:00

this was taken when we were suppose to be running;p

it was my final merentas desa!!!i had a lot of fun running like a dork and singing YMCA while doing so...

hahaha..

before it was the bahagian A punya turn..

i was assign to jaga one of the checkpoints for bahagian B..

kesian all those people that had to pass by the checkpoint...i was screaming my lungs out for them..

cheering for them so they would start running instead of just walking..hahaha..

takajut dorang....

then after that it was the PIBG punya turn...hahaha..

Mrs.P was running so hard i couldn't stop laughing...

again i was cheering so hard for all the runners!!..

man my screaming shocked some of the runners...:P

jengjengjeng....

bahagian A punya turn...

i kinda cheated..cus i started running at checkpoint1:P

but it was damn funny...i ran with ian..and we were CRAZY...at least i was...

we stop at every checkpoint and pretended that we were in charge at that time..hahaha

once we stoped at a checkpoint,we would cheer for the runners..cheering like old fags...

we did all kinds of running skills...basically we were being RETARDED!!!

hahaha..

this year..as usual...JET HOUSE WON...!!!YEAH BABY!!

although i didn't contributed through points..but i did cheer for all of them..haha

hhmm..i'm gonna miss all the cheering and screaming at tmn tun fuad..it was our last run..D:

hahaha...okay..i'll introduce myself...

2009-11-03T02:12:00.000-08:00

my name is Aiifa..hahahaha

i was born on 29th may 93'..

basically,i live a very retarded life,and i tend to keep that way

i enjoy kicking people and getting kick..hahaha,i'm taekwondo lover..i'm currently a blue belt..few more belts away from black:P

i also enjoy stalking Mr.M1..

so far only one person knows who he is...my partner in crime..

i pick up cats poop..which is disgusting..but i'm used to it..hahaha

i like to laugh for no reasons...i laugh at random stuff,like really random stuff..

and sometimes i talk to myself..

my fav number is 69 and fav word is P.H!!...-DON'T ASK WHY-

i love movies where there's a lot of blood in it..like texas chainsaw massacre..which explains my love to the colour red..haha-ps,doesn't mean i love vampires..means i love action/horror movies..

when it comes to music..i'm universal..

i'm not an emo or goth or whatever..i'm a normal human being..a retarded human being..

list of the retarded things that i like to do-

1.go to a supermarket,takes a few stuff and shuve it everywhere..exp,i took a shirt and shuve at the food section..not one shirt ..a few shirts..

2.i also like playing with the price machine..especially at giant..they're loaded with that..

3.i like to corrupt innocent mind with stuff..stuff which might come in handy to hem one day..hahaha

4.i like to mix ingredients and then cook em..

5.its really a long list...muahahaha

i have my own company with my partner..we're a professional stalker and finger crusher!!

our tag line is-YOU CALL,WE STALK-..hahahaha

A STALKER!!

2009-11-03T01:43:00.000-08:00

haha..its my first time..so i'll just talk about..

BEING A SERIAL STALKER!!..

Basically..me and my partner in crime,named sherine...we're stalking this duo..hahaha

we made up two names for em'..but i'm only gonna tell one..which i think is famous ord..M&M!!hahahaha

we're not dangerous...we're not those real stalker who actually will do anything to get a piece of someone..we actually know this duo..haha..

to be real..we actually like them..

sherine likes M2..and i like M1..hahaha

so far..we've anly talk to M1 through the internet..since his far away from here..as for M2..he barely goes online..but it doesn't mean we gave up!!

so..GO TEAM SHERINE...hahahaha

*ps-i have no idea on what to write:P